When did we meet?

Not sure.

How did we meet?

via #c

Have we ever met in person?

Yup, at a RealSpace at my house.

Have we ever talked on the phone?

Not sure.

Have you ever seen me cry?

Not sure.

Have you ever seen me dance?

Don't think so.

Describe me using three words or less.

Lovely, smiling, gentle.

If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?

Tease Wolf? ;)

Have we ever gotten in a fight?

Don't think so.

Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.

Not as I recall.

If you could give me a present, what would it be?

A really pretty gown. Course, I'd have to take you shopping for it, and watch you try things on. :)

Would you hug me?

Definitely.

What do you REALLY think of me?

That you are a wonderful and intelligent person with a distressing tendency to depression, and I wish I knew how I could help the latter part.

Do you know something about me that no one else knows?

Don't think so.

Do you even know how old I am?

Old enough to drink, but younger than 25.

Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?

Not that I can think of...

Would you marry me?

No, but I'd definitely flirt with you.

Would you kill me?

Only if convinced it was utterly necessary.

Who should I go on dates with?

People who respect and care about and mesh with you.

Name one thing you don't like about me.

You live too far away.

Insert clever song lyric here:

Papa Haydn's dead and gone
But his mem'ry lingers on
When his mood was one of bliss
He wrote jolly tunes like this!

(found in my beginning piano book, when I was five; I later found out the tune is from Haydn's Surprise Symphony.)